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Who we are
Our mission
How are we fixing this again?
The whole golf ball thing
What we do
SafeTeeSlam
Let's talk about this and work it out together.

What we do

We will come to your school, your activity center, park, playlot or anywhere else you and your friends gather and talk about how we can all work together to change the way women think of us.

Sometimes we give out money. Sometimes we have games. Sometimes we make a mess and sometimes we forget to clean it up. We’re like a cross between the monkeys in that Mathew Broderick Movie and Jerry Springer.

If this means that you have to miss a little bit of math class, we are okay with this. Again, please understand that it will not bother us if any of us miss a math class or two. When you get older you will not need math. It’s a scam.

Drop us a line and we’ll contact your school or other institution to see if we can come and cause some trouble.

Yes, I would like to miss a math class or two and hang out with the Monkeys from SafetyNet. Please contact my school or other group right away.

Adults in the dark, part 2

A majority of parents (54 percent) admit they have not spoken to their child about dating violence
98 Applied Research & Consulting LLC for Liz Claiborne Inc. Spring 2000


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mutilato@thesafetynet.org